Angry @ Sheeple.

Why people continue to follow the example of a one-track minded ’superior’ is completely beyond me. I was sitting in the food court at the mall recently, watching people exit through the main doors, and I noticed a pattern. Everyone uses the same two doors. They see the person before them go through that door, so they proceed to follow and exit through that door too. Now.. I wouldn’t mind much, had there not been 6 other unused, line-free doors. And before you ask, yes, those doors were unlocked, and fully usable. However nobody felt the need to get out of the time consuming line for the two overused doors and exit conveniently through the other six… This lack of separation from the herd, caused a line from the doors mid-way through the food court.

God (or whatever super-natural being you believe in) bless the mentally advanced man who pushed through the line and used one of the other doors, for it was at this time, it would seem, everybody noticed that there were six other doors! At this new discovery, the line started to dissipate and I was finally at peace… for now.