Stupid Parents & Their Stupid Offspring…

just discussing with another friend the total arrogance & lack of consideration some people have. you know the ones…they drag their unruly little hellspawn into restaurants, or movie theaters or other public venues and then ignore the little bastards as they run amuck & annoy the piss out of the rest of us. what is it about parenthood that makes it okay to allow your kids to rampage unrebuked thru life? look around you…this planet is groaning with the weight of all the people; we can’t support the life already here, yet you breeders keep squirting out your little tax deductions like it’s an amazing or miraculous accomplishment.
If I’ve paid 30 bucks for 2 movie tickets & $37.50 for popcorn & sodas, I’d like to sit back & watch the movie without having to hear your precious bundle of joy screaming thru the whole thing. there’s a reason I don’t go to kids’ movies & those letters actually mean something…you know “G”. “PG”, “R”, “NC-17″…
It’s equally frustrating to go into a restaurant & try to have a nice, civilized meal only to be surrounded be squalling brats, unattended children roaming around or women with strollers & 6 tons of baby crap beating my brains out while they try to navigate their way to the table. AND HERE’S WHERE IT GETS REALLY PERSONAL!!! I work at a state park; in a cute little office that features a water cooler & racks of brightly-colored, glossy brochures. I cannot convey to you how utterly tired I am of having to clean up spilled water, used cups & maps from the floor because you assholes don’t discipline your childrren! I am not here to provide maid service for you lazy twats. you birthed it, YOU clean up after it.

I’m not saying you should have to leave your kids at home, or with a sitter, or chained in the yard…just have some consideration for the rest of the world. Make the little shits behave! Take them out of the auditorium when they cry, keep them at your table while dining, don’t let them come thru public places strewing chaos & distruction everywhere. Take some fucking responsibility! Not all of us think it’s cute, nor are we all in awe of your ability to have sex without contraception. Some of us have mastered sex with condoms, so I’m not impressed with your lack of foresight. Just keep in mind that there are other people & the world does not revolve around you or your progeny. We’d all be much happier.