I’m Tired of Girls Who Can’t Handle Their Alcohol

This individual could have gotten some game.  However, his smooth moves did not allow him to score.  Please help this individual assess his strategies on dates and help him with his frustration.

I’m sick of girls who I’m having a great night with and I challenge them to drink, only to find out they have a low tolerance and my night has ended prematurely. We end up not doing anything afterwards and it’s a waste of time and money. Unfortunately, my morals dictate that the girl be conscious if we do have fun, so it sucks that once in a while a girl can’t handle her liquor. Thanks goangry.

Big Boy Door guard at the Club

I am sick and tired of these fat door guards at my local club. It really irritates me these fat ass guys thinking that they are built like a rock. Unbelievable. I can see the fat oozing out of their shirts yet they walk around acting like they are tough stuff. I am positive if they were to ever get into a fight they would be down in a heart beat. Probably be too tired after a few punches. What is with them that they think they are so authoritative??? OHhHHHH you are wearing all black you are big tough man now arent you? well not your FAT BELLY STICKING OUT OF YOUR SHIRT. These guys are dicks that have no manners or education. They think that if they wear black and stand in front of a door that they are hot and authoritative.. they aren’t even the police.. they have no power WHATSOEVER. Why are they talking with such a deep tone and condescending language to people (THEIR MONEY SOURCE) coming to the club? Wow you think that if you let girls in first and leave the guys hanging that any of them would hook up with you? you are sadly mistaken you fat peice of lard. You are horribly mistaken. They will use you to get in and talk about how ugly and fat you are. Clubs need to really hire people who can get the job done professionally rather than fat black men who think that they somehow grew muscle by wearing tight black shirts.