Posted by AnonymousAngryPerson on
June 17, 2008
What takes the Pizza man so Long??
I absolutely hate when my pizza gets delivered 3 hours late. No joke. Does it really take 3 hours to make and deliver a pizza? I mean seriously.. I am sitting there eating potato chips in order to sustain the hunger pains while waiting for my pizza and it just SUCKS!! I finish the entire family size back of doritos by the time the pizza man comes. What does he give me? He gives me cold pizza while expecting me to tip him well. I give him a big fat zero for tip and call to complain to pizza hut. It is ridiculous, why even have delivery drivers for pizza if you are going to show up so late?!?! Don’t you know that people who are hungry like to eat? Man that pisses me off to pay money for subpar cold pizza.
Posted by AnonymousAngryPerson on
June 13, 2008
Snack Machines are Evil
Oh man you know what gets me angry?? When I try to get a honey bun in one of those snack machines and it gets stuck!!! Geezus can’t a man get a honey bun?? I hate looking like an ape banging on the machine glass window and slamming my shoulder against it until it turns purple. Why can’t they think of another mechanism for these snack machines? I mean seriously do you know how many times my snacks have been stuck?? IT IS SO FRUSTRATING. Everytime I creep up to one of these machines I know the uncertain future of my money. As I put each quarter into the machine I fringe as to think.. man will it allow me to receive my goods today? or is it just tricking me with the scrumptious edibles that it displays inside. There is something about snack machines that make them look so good. I go to the supermarket and buy big bags of potato chips, but you know, they just don’t quite taste the same. I don’t know what it is, the small size, the color, maybe they even use different ingredients.. I don’t even frickin know. Well back to my story, I hate snack machines, and I hate coke/beverage machines alike. I hate when I want to get a coke and a freaking water bottle comes out. I did not pay $1.25 for a freaking bottle of water. Snack machines drive me crazy.
Posted by AnonymousAngryPerson on
June 10, 2008
I am overweight, and I hate the Stares
Our story comes from an anonymous person who is dealing with his/her weight issues. Is he/she really responsible for her weight? Or is it because she was born with ‘obesity’ genes that make her eat so much? Please aid us in helping this individual feel better.
I know that I am overweight. I can see it when I wake up in the morning and look at myself. I know that I have to buy plus size and that I have a problem with eating. But it is not my fault. It isn’t my fault because I was born this way. I was born with a higher desire to eat than others around me. I sometimes want to ask a higher authority.. why am I this way? Why was I born this way? What did I do to be born this way? Why am I so unfortunate to be born this way? These are the questions that I ask myself everyday. Have I found the answer yet to my questions? no. Yes I have tried working out and it has not gotten me anywhere.. I get tired very easily and my body aches like crazy the next morning. When I workout it seems that I have the urge to eat more and more which makes me gain weight, so working out is out of the agenda. I am so sick and tired of suffering from this disease.. I am tired of looking at myself in the mirror hoping that one day I would actually not fill up the whole diameter of the mirror. I am so tired of societies necessity to be skinny and thin. I am sick of it because I know that I will never be described “skinny and thin.” I have tried countless weight loss products, herbal techniques, and diets however have not found one to make me look slimmer. I am stuck looking this way for the rest of my life. Writing this made me even feel worse about myself.
Posted by AnonymousAngryPerson on
June 6, 2008
I hate that I eat so Much
I hate that I eat so much. I eat and I can’t stop eating because the food tastes just so gooood!! After I eat I get food coma. Wonderful right? Well yeah thats the story of my life. The thing that I love most in this world is food. The thing that I hate the most in this world is food as well. Nowadays food comes in the most amazing wrappers..shiny wrappers, gold wrappers..silver wrappers etc. They trick me into buying the food. Snickers bars for example, it comes in ice cream form and candy bar form. It’s almost like I have to choose my destiny..should I go with the perishable icecream form or the long term candy form? It’s my choosing. If it were me I’d choose both because I like to eat. I freaking hate food because it is the root of all that is evil.. it makes me look ugly, feel ugly, and look like a freaking big mac. But, like I said I cannot stop eating because I love food so much. People look at me weird at buffets when I stand up and eat there..I hate that. Can’t you let a fat man eat some grub? Seriously. I get so angry sometimes when people at buffets look at me.. well yeah they look at me with the most disgusted look on their faces. Yeah? You think thats funny? Keep eating at the buffets and you will soon look like me. So what I am trying to say is that I hate how I was born..how I have to constantly have this urge to eat. Whatever it may be..whether it be twinkies, cupcakes, those delicious little debbie cakes or even potloads of lasagna I just must eat it. I look in the mirror and I know I’m fat because I don’t fit into the aerial view - but hey who cares right? Eating is what I love and hate.. it’s not a crime. But, it does affect me mentally and socially because of my weight. Oh well as I am typing this I am eating a pizza..go figure.
Posted by tdomf_b7f83 on
June 2, 2008
To the KFC Chicken Chick
You’re taking my orders for chicken. Don’t stand there and attempt to use your long finger nails as a Q-TIP for your ear wax.
That is SO DISGUSTING. You’re HANDLING MY FOOD. That is disgusting.
Don’t go around spraying and cleaning the area if you’ll be handling my food. I don’t want chemical hands on my food.
What are you doing spraying chemicals around the chicken anyways?
UG, now I feel sick
