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Hello,
Thank you for all the viewers and visitors that have contributed to this webpage.  I regret to inform you that because of school and personal issues I no longer have time to manage and update the postings for this website.  This website is now going on sale, if you would like to buy it please use the contact form to offer a price for the domain name: www.goangry.com

Thank you for your support throughout the years.

-GoAngry Webmaster

Some Guys Just Suck…

I had recently started seeing a guy; I was totally honest with him about the fact that I’m not ready for a serious relationship because I just got out of one about 7 months before. He agreed to keep things kinda casual & we decided that we were more like “friends w/ benefits”. However he kept pushing the issue and I finally told him that I no longer wanted to see him because he couldn’t respect my boundaries. Accepted a date with a new guy, and went to get a condom out of my box “just in case”. I noticed that the package felt kinda funny, so I inspected it closely to find that there was a pin-hole in the middle of it. So I got another one out; same thing. My “friend w/ benefits” had gone thru the entire box of condoms with a needle or something. They all had holes in them. I don’t know if he’d watched re-runs of “Weeds” one time too many or what, but I feel all kinds of violated. Risk of STD’s aside, I could have gotten pregnant. Now, I’m a fairly responsible adult (early 30’s) but if I don’t want to be tied to one guy, why would I want to be a mother? Booby-trapping my condoms is just under-handed & WRONG. Ladies, beware…there are total creeps out there diguised as nice guys.

Forgetting my Gift at Home

You know what I hate the most? When I leave my house and drive about 30 miles and then remember that I had forgotten my birthday gift for my friend in my house. Not only did I forget my birthday gift in my house but it was RAINING cats and dogs outside!!! So after driving 30 miles out I realize this and I make a you turn to go back home.. and you know what people down here can’t drive at ALL I nearly risked my life so many times driving home to get my stupid gift. I don’t know why or who made up the tradition of giving birthday gifts to people because it is totally useless. Who even made up the whole birthdate thing? are humans too bored with themselves that they have to make up holidays to celebrate?! I am so pissed off right now because I left the birthday party early because by the time I got there it was late and I couldn’t stay long because I had work the next morning. Stupid Birthdays and stupid celebrations.

Snack Machines are Evil

Oh man you know what gets me angry?? When I try to get a honey bun in one of those snack machines and it gets stuck!!! Geezus can’t a man get a honey bun?? I hate looking like an ape banging on the machine glass window and slamming my shoulder against it until it turns purple. Why can’t they think of another mechanism for these snack machines? I mean seriously do you know how many times my snacks have been stuck?? IT IS SO FRUSTRATING. Everytime I creep up to one of these machines I know the uncertain future of my money. As I put each quarter into the machine I fringe as to think.. man will it allow me to receive my goods today? or is it just tricking me with the scrumptious edibles that it displays inside. There is something about snack machines that make them look so good. I go to the supermarket and buy big bags of potato chips, but you know, they just don’t quite taste the same. I don’t know what it is, the small size, the color, maybe they even use different ingredients.. I don’t even frickin know. Well back to my story, I hate snack machines, and I hate coke/beverage machines alike. I hate when I want to get a coke and a freaking water bottle comes out. I did not pay $1.25 for a freaking bottle of water. Snack machines drive me crazy.

I’m Tired of Girls Who Can’t Handle Their Alcohol

This individual could have gotten some game.  However, his smooth moves did not allow him to score.  Please help this individual assess his strategies on dates and help him with his frustration.

I’m sick of girls who I’m having a great night with and I challenge them to drink, only to find out they have a low tolerance and my night has ended prematurely. We end up not doing anything afterwards and it’s a waste of time and money. Unfortunately, my morals dictate that the girl be conscious if we do have fun, so it sucks that once in a while a girl can’t handle her liquor. Thanks goangry.